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Perhaps my brother is funnier than most people I know, or maybe its just that he does a lot of things that I find humorous! As I have mentioned before, he is a rambunctious 5 year old with all kinds of energy. This past year my parents took a leap of faith and enrolled him in a preschool. Not only was it a leap of faith because they believed that he was ready for it, but it was also a Lutheran preschool (ha ha)…
One day, when mom was picking him up from school, he began to yell, “monster, monster…GOODBYE MONSTER!” so mom, trying to play along with his VERY active imagination (which has demonstrated itself on numerous other occasions. Remind me later and I will write up the dinosaur egg story…) she begins to yell goodbye to the monster too. Brother just gets more upset and starts to yell even louder, “Monster, monster”. By this time, mom is thoroughly confused but is just trying to get him in the van to go home. One of the workers must have heard brother screaming because she turned and said, “Do you mean PASTOR?” and brother started to smile and screamed “PASTOR” (And if you know my brother, you know that it was not a quiet type of yelling Ü). The Pastor, who occasionally visits the preschool to help out a little, then turns and says, “Goodbye.” That was all my brother needed to happily dart off to the van leaving a completely flabbergasted mother in his dust.
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After having my 3rd child, my mother, youngest brother, and youngest sister came down for a visit and to help me recover as well as entertain my other 2 kids. We were running a little short on supplies and diapers so we courageously loaded up my van with all the munchkins and went to the store. While waiting in line, my bro announced to everyone that he needed to go potty. Mom took him and quickly darted into the bathroom which was only a few feet away. I stood nearby waiting for them to come back. A few seconds later, mom emerged from the bathroom with the strangest look on her face and turned and just looked at the entrance. She then bursts into laughter with her face turning a many shades of red. She quickly scoots over by us and whispers that she had gone into the mens room. In all fairness, the bathrooms were exactly opposite of what they are in every other similar store and my brother IS a boy…Then came the challenge of getting my 5 year old brother out of the mens room without having to re-enter it. I will never forget the look of utter confusion on my mom’s face as she stumbled out of the bathroom…the funniest part is that when she went into the bathroom she couldn’t figure out why there was a urinal there! Luckily for her, they were the only ones in there!
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