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Does the title give away the blog? I will just pretend as though it didn’t. Another story from my wonderful brother, the 4 year old that we call “Fire” because he is simply a fireball of pure energy! My parents have been updating the electrical in their house as they remodel and update different rooms of the house. They have hired the sweetest little elderly gentleman to do the wiring.
One problem. He brings new meaning to the term “plumber pants”! Add “Fire” to the mix and things always get exciting! Ed is fixing an outlet or something and “Fire” decides he needs Ed’s wallet…so he proceeds to pick-pocket Ed!! When he starts dancing around and singing, Ed turns around to see his wallet in “Fire’s” hands. So Ed, being the really nice guy he is, laughs and puts his wallet back.
AS IF THAT WASN’T BAD ENOUGH!
Ed turns around again and continues his work. What does “Fire” do? He goes to find a pencil. Why? Lets just say he saw a great place to put it! And he DID! That’s one way to tell someone that their pants are hanging a little low!
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Let me start out by saying that I’m the oldest of 9 kids. My parents have spaced us out a little bit so that my youngest brother is 4 and my youngest sister is 16 months (4 days younger than my daughter).
Because of this, it is a lot of fun when they are around because my kids have people to play with and my parents house is always kid-proofed!… That said, I had invited a gal named Brandy to visit us at our old house in Utah because she was looking to move closer to where we lived. My mom came down for a visit during this time, bringing all the kids that are still at home with her. So now we had 11 people crammed in my tiny 2 bedroom apartment.
Not bad, just makes life interesting….anyways, there’s the setting. My brother (the 4 year old) is a ball of fire…there’s no other way to put it…well, “Fire” had just had a bath after a long day of playing outside and running around. He was wrapped in a towel as he was escorted to the bedroom to get dressed, and as it usually happens, mom gets distracted!
There goes “Fire” exploring the house in towel. Once again, not bad because he is toilet trained! All of a sudden “Fire” spots Brandy and out of the blue throws open both sides of his towel, completely exposing himself (in all nakedness I might add) to her view while at the same time saying, “What-d’ya think of THAT?”!!! We all just DIED! …and what does “Fire” do, puts his towel back on and walks away. He has not “shared” again either before that time or since…strange what kids do sometimes!
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The other day my son was sure that I had totally lost my mind! We were about to say a prayer, so I leaned over to him and say “Its prayer time. Wash your hands.” Just then I realize what I had said…but the totally stunned and utterly confused look on my sons face didn’t give me any kind of a clue either!…So I quickly mumbled, “I mean, Fold your arms.” and then I proceeded to laugh all through the prayer. My son, on the other hand was completely quiet! Its pretty sad when your kid is only 3 and is sure that mommy has lost her mind!
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So I was brave and took my son shopping the other day, despite having a babysitter for once! Things weren’t all that bad until we reached the diaper aisle and he found a set of sippy cups that resembled “Bob the Builder”. Well, he started to carry these cups around looking at them and holding them and actually talking to them, all the while refusing to hold my hand! Normally this is a problem, but this time he was staying right next to me, so no big deal. We go walking down another aisle and there is a pole right in the middle of the aisle. Well, as you probably have guessed, my son walks right into the pole.
He didn’t hit very hard because the cups cushoned his body. And what do I do? LAUGH! I couldn’t control myself! There were 2 other people in the aisle with me. My mom…who was also laughing and a stranger who says something like, “Ouch, that must have really hurt!” I picked my son up and tried to comfort him as best I could despite my gut-rolling laughter. If looks could kill! That stranger was giving me the most deadly…but in the end, my son was alright (not even a goose-egg on his head) and I got my laugh-of-the-day!
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